Shawn Graham Buys Season 10 (Lost Scary Original Ending)

Have you ever seen the Shawn Graham: The Animated Series episode "Shawn Graham Buys Season 10"? Well, did you know that the ending of the episode wasn't always the happy, cheerful ending where Shawn watches Birthday Blowout, and smiles for the first time; but was instead a much... darker ending. Before I describe how I know about this secret ending, let me just say that I was an intern at Funny Picture Productions, and was very close friends with the founder and CEO, Jose Antonio "Absorbantsy" Garcia. The following is a transcript of the conversation I had with Absorbantsy when he gave me the secret tape.

A: Hello [name redacted]

N: Yes, Absorbantsy?

A: I need you to hold on to this tape for me while I go on vacation. Do not watch it I will know if you did so don't.

N: Ok.

The second I went home, I inserted the tape into my VCR. It was episode 1 of SGTAS. Everything was normal but the intro looked a little pixelated at times. Also, Jeff's voice lines were very Low quality and fan-like, not to mention Shawn's voice, It wasn't the fat ogre we all know and love, it was a scary sounding Text to speech voice. Everything else was fine, until we got to the ending. Shawn watched the Season 10 DVD, but after the time card, he started crying! "Damn it, no Birthday Blowout!" Then the police showed up

with realistic sounds effects telling him he was going to have Carl's dong in his butt cheeks. Shawn then cried HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD out of his eyes and the episode ended. The credits had G-major color and the music was Spanish Senioritas by Nicolas George Marcel Carr and Michael Louis Bolger made for the hit TV show SpongeBob SquarePants, but it was REVERSED! Then my VCR blew up.

I was so traumatized by what I saw that I poured Sulfuric acid in my eyeballs and then killed myself by specifically running out into the street when a Mercedes-Benz E-Class Coupe hit me violently and with aggression. It turned it was ABSORBANTSY DRIVING! GRRRR!!! Then I got catapulted into a Crocodile pit when an Alligator that looked exactly like Absorbantsy ate me (later reveled to be named Absorbigator. Then I died. In hell I saw Satan and he looked like Absorbantsy, and his final words before I was locked up in my soundproof prison farm cell was:

"So, did you watch the tape?"

I then replied "Fuck you!!"

Then Absorbantsy said "What did you just say?" while pointing his off brand Wii remote at me. Then I died for real.

The end.

but not until